I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Randomize