is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Dignity is for republicans.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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