there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
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