from now on my penis is your penis
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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