If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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