you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
