The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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