I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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