Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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