New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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