in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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