This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you told grandpa to call you daddy
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Randomize
