Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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