Dual....:-)
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Randomize
