Ambien. No doubt about it.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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