I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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