i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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