my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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