It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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