the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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