so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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