I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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