I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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