Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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