How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
