Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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