So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
