god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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