the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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