i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
