creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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