Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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