This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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