threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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