Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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