all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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