I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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