Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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