Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
as a side note pls kill me
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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