I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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