I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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