Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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