you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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