just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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