Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I skipped work to stalk him.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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