I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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