I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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