Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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