she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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