I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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