i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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