Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
operation have a gay friend backfired
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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