terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
