Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
