party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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