I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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