wat bout pragnant strippers??
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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